March (Hare) Madness

[Welcome Industry Radar readers!]

It's that time of year again: brackets and pools, byes and wins, vasectomies and frozen peas.

Whoa!

Vasectomies and frozen peas? What's that got to do with basketball?

"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse . . . to stay at home in front of the big screen," says the ad on Eugene's sports radio AM 1320, aka The Score. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts."

Oh!

What will they think of next? (Wait, don't tell me!)